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Vs Demotivational Poster


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that


TAGS: batman vs superman
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Well, he does carry kryptonite.


THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




DIFFERENT PLANETS -




CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat


TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by axe11154

Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.




DAILY CHAV TALK - 'Oi pawl!!! Have ya seen ma tooth, if no I'll break yours oot'




HYPOCRISY -


TAGS: religion vs atheism
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:25 am
Evolutionist don't believe we evolved from Neanderthal. You can't lie to us like the religious lie to each other, because we know you're lying ;)
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:17 pm

the poster is about arrogance...of which i thank you for making my point for me. cheers...and i hope you spend more time with people in the flesh instead of online.
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:16 pm

i think maybe you missed the entire point of this poster. the species homo branched off at several points all of which became extinct except for the sapiens species.
Loki2773 - November 20, 2011, 2:16 pm
Everyone knows humans didn't come from Neanderthals. Humans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You should read the bible less and read some science books. Thank you.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:07 pm

continue this origin of the species debate in forums if you wish...not in comments.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:05 pm

its pretty easy to mock those who stand for something. i've made posters both for and against releigion. i did so not as a social comment but in humor. i doubt i offended any atheists but i know i probably did offend some believers.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:59 pm

sad to say fred but i don't think you even came close to understanding this poster. the name...hypocrisy. each man's belief system is their own. how much easier to mock a sincere man who believes in something, than to mock someone who believes in nothing
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 6:43 pm
Yo Freddy! Back again eh? Do you plan on making any posters in the next couple of years or are going to continue to criticize others work?
fred - October 17, 2010, 5:28 pm
Fact and logic fail. Can I give less than one lion?
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:48 pm
* I Don't Have A Belief System I Just..
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
System I Just Do As I Want To Be Done To Me.
Thor Bjorn - October 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
Yeah that's what faith is. HA
matt28 - October 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
It was never thought that we come from Neanderthals but that we share a common ancestry. Its still known that we do (genetic tests reaffirm this) but further back than originally believed. They were once considered a distinct race and are now a species.
ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 6:47 pm
It would seem you dislike the "shift" key as well.
VladTepes3 - October 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's right, we don't come from neanderthals. we come from the smarter version, the cromagdon. (i apologise i dislike spell checking)


JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


S O A R I N G - Eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Steven Wright




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


FOUR PHASES -


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!


NEW YEAR'S EVE -




MAN VS. WILD -


TAGS: man vs wild bear grylls
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Insurgo

Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 3:13 pm
Another "Guest" commenter. Courage re-defined! Also, go promote your love for dirty, dirty men elsewhere.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 3:10 pm
Survivorman loves choad for breakfast before going to his set.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:49 pm
Survivorman laughs at this choad.
Guest - May 11, 2009, 9:13 am
And a nice breakfast at the hotel before going to filming.


DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare


TAGS: cats vs dogs god
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by axe11154

Verdeckt - October 20, 2011, 4:14 pm
You should submit this picture to both Dig my Dog & Military Lulz :)


REMEMBER KIDS - A guy in a jet Will always beat A guy on a camel


TAGS: jet vs camel
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:22 am
An oldie but goodie!!


Guts vs. Balls -


TAGS: guts vs balls difference between
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

SLOHAND62 - May 4, 2013, 12:32 am
WoW 5 L's Thats worse than calling the wife by her younger sisters name LoL


FANBOYS -


TAGS: star trek vs star wars
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:08 pm
Yesssss!
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:27 pm

lolz...thnx ice
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
If all else fails MP, read the tags.
MPsniper - February 16, 2012, 8:24 pm
star TREK had phasers. star WARS had blasters.


HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.




ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.




GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




TO BE OR NOT TO BE -


TAGS: studs vs sluts
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - November 23, 2011, 9:07 am
NumberXlll, try thinking outside the box. It helped me sometimes
Sho - November 23, 2011, 9:07 am
Lmfao
BOSSthefurry - November 22, 2011, 3:58 pm
This is so true XD
NumberXIII - November 22, 2011, 10:47 am
Dang it, I wish I could make a poster as great as the rest of you guys. I'm just not that funny. :/ Oh well, 5L's!
jejeloman - November 22, 2011, 12:21 am
WTH?? XD


CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!


CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself


TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.


NO - I don't get what you mean.


TAGS: chavs
Rating: 2.21/5
Correction - June 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Chavs are British therefore they take pounds sterling!
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:09 pm
I think they mean "If you give me one dollar, I will administer lackluster oral sex, because I'm a painted-up crack whore." That's just a guess, though.


POKEMON VS. YU-GI-OH - there can be only one!


TAGS: pokemon vs yu gi oh yugioh
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by qgag

agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
I only approve 1 in 20.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Ditto..but what can you do. Some of these folks grew up with it,
ICEMAN - December 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
OBTW, that Japanese animation shit sucks.


TOO AFRAID TO DIE, UNTIL YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO LIVE -


TAGS: life vs death
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - September 7, 2013, 7:14 pm
Nicely worded, thanks, appreciate it.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 6:55 pm
I believe the technical term for this logical quandary is "Catch-22-Fu5k-You."
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 7:38 am
That's an excellent way of looking at it, and thanks for the lions, greatly appreciated
Sho - August 16, 2012, 12:06 am
Aahhh yes the pain that can only be relieved by death. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
Thanks Space, appreciate it, even though one of the most interesting compliments when taken away from this pic.
spacedog - August 15, 2012, 10:32 pm
Yikes. Stark and brutal and well done. 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:09 pm
Thanks Rerun, I appreciate the approval and the gracious comment. I know it's a melancholy thought and depressive, but it seemed to fit when I made it. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - August 15, 2012, 9:07 pm
Thanks Gary, I didn't know how it'll be accepted if it were to be approved in the first place... so far, better than expected. Thanks for the poodlions and the comment
rerun - August 15, 2012, 8:52 pm

I debated about 10 minutes this morning b4 approving this. I know the man in the image was executed moments after this pic was taken, however the text really brought it all together. Rather haunting, excellent poster.
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 8:14 pm
BAM!!! That IS a ten on the pucker scale..I have no idea on that 2nd part though….5L for getting my attention


SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.


TAGS: shotgun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am
This would be funny if you re-worded it.


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by lit

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


I'm Not Sick -


TAGS: sick vs twisted difference cure
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er


JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...




TACTICS VS. LOGISTICS - Success in battle is not just about putting "Assets" in the field... Its about making sure they can BREATHE!!!




RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all




OH BOBBY - That was fun, you are almost as good as daddy.




CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!




CHAVS - They're a bit like the sand people in star wars, but they ride mopeds instead of banthas


TAGS: chavs starwars
Rating: 2.43/5

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Silcas - August 11, 2009, 7:08 pm
O.o


DRUNK CHICK AT THE PARTY - Her Laugh disgusts Superman


TAGS: superman sonya blade mortal kombat vs dc universe mkvsdc
Rating: 2.26/5

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domobrotha - January 1, 2009, 4:06 am
ahhhhh...i c thong tan lines...very nice..lol
Drenix - September 28, 2008, 5:51 pm
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. That's Sonia Blade.
TigerKid - August 19, 2008, 6:52 pm
What's this from?
Agamemnon218 - August 19, 2008, 11:45 am
VERY awesome!


LAST CALL -




I'M FREE IN MY PRISON -


TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am
Well Done.


CITIZEN -


TAGS: police riot kirk vs gorn
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 5:56 pm

very nicely done dude. solid 5!


OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.




ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:50 am
That's what Hitler said. The Nazis knew a thing or two about showers.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
i don't get thsi shit: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
That's what the evil's are counting on.


BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.




GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!


TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


MOLOTOV COCKTAIL - For the revolutionary in all of us.




HORATIO AT THE BRIDGE - 2010 Edition


TAGS: mouse vs cat
Rating: 3.31/5

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PixieStickNinja - February 1, 2010, 8:29 pm
Brilliant! 5 Pedro's!


SUPRISE BUTTSECKS - Messy Suprise Buttsecks


TAGS: dave tom t rivs exlax gay
Rating: 2.7/5

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Guest091 - August 31, 2009, 9:27 am
We're going to need a cleanup on Aisle 3.
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:16 am
ah, im not mad, but the each of us that you made fun of made something about you!


SPIDERS - causing massive brain damage since 2530




IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan


TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!


WHICH TO SWALLOW -


TAGS: good vs evil calendar choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.


A PESSIMIST -




NAIVE YOUTH -


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


BAD PHOTOSHOP -




CABOOSE - Either you don't understand, or you just don't care.


TAGS: caboose red vs blue halo
Rating: 2.53/5
Fatty - April 7, 2009, 6:05 pm
Or both.


CHAVSPOTTING - Everyone can do it


TAGS: chavspotting everyone rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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Charlie M - September 13, 2008, 10:09 pm
This is my wyffe. I will kill anyone who stepps/
Bill - August 27, 2008, 9:22 am
USA has these, too, only we got other names for them. Maybe "chav" will catch on.


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODDAMN PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


custom SUVs -


TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


STARRY STARRY NIGHT -


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm
I bring my own liquor and fetish pornography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my ass off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am
Nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans


TEHOZ -


TAGS: roast a n00b day not gonna babysit this one alien vs predator quote iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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TehOz - March 17, 2011, 1:31 am
LOLZ! fantastic!


USA USA USA !!!!!! -


TAGS: ganguru american style vs japanese style
Rating: 4.2/5

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violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am
i'd tap that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...


THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO - that would be a good thing


TAGS: 57 belair vs 2010 malibu
Rating: 3.91/5

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g&feature=related
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
That would be a sweet video! I used to have a 55 DeSoto, I don't think that thing would have had a dent if it hit a tank...but I never did that so, I don't know...
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 3:45 pm
I seen a video where these two hit head on
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yeah, but which would you rather have? I'd rather have the '57!


GUILT VS. SHOCK -


TAGS: guilt vs shock
Rating: 3.63/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2012, 6:57 pm
Very True.


PREGNANCY - It can make mortal enemies call a truce


TAGS: piratevs ninja
Rating: 2.65/5

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Helena - November 29, 2009, 4:22 am
the hell? shits fucked up


Hulk vs. Iron man -


TAGS: vs iron man nuff said
Rating: 2.5/5

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HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:58 pm
Well, someone had to say it, or you wouldn't have understood... I'm surprised you managed to spell 'obvious' without using 'OMFG' 'STFU' or 'ROFLMAO' in there somewhere.
GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 3:15 pm
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Anonymous - November 9, 2008, 3:02 pm
Fail. First off, Hulk would never say that. Second, that's a robot designed to look like Iron Man, since there's no flesh & blood seen in the decapitation.


CHAVSPOTTING - it is an aquired skill


TAGS: chavspotting skill rnr
Rating: 2.47/5

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sklimp - July 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
A chav is a species of human being, fit only for the sewers from which they were born and raised.
QCSabotage - July 16, 2009, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry, Im American, but whats a Chav?
Chavspotter - September 3, 2008, 2:32 am
those are the best looking chavs i have ever seen.... and thats not saying much
Dude - August 16, 2008, 3:16 am
You know your culture's in trouble when the one with the hat's the PRETTY one.


SCAR PREDATOR - The retarded Predator we all love to hate.


TAGS: avp scar predator alien vs
Rating: 2.44/5

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murderblade - January 9, 2009, 9:21 pm
yea alien vs. predator fucked up to great movies at once.


TOKIO HOTEL - We are glad to see you guys back


TAGS: tokiohotel billkaulitz tomkaulitz gustavsch fer georglisting
Rating: 2.38/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:21 am

wait...what....they're guys?


CHUPATHINGY - I like it. Got a ring to it.


TAGS: red vs blue halo chupathingy
Rating: 2.38/5

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H0Lyj3su5 - December 20, 2011, 11:02 am
Buttons!O man, i love buttons!
Snpierzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:17 am
hey you guys got the colors of the mexican flag... or italian. whatever floats your boat haha


super science -


TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.


INTERNAL CONFLICTS -




DEAD -


TAGS: apthy vs ignorance your mom
Rating: 4.63/5

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panic8 - November 3, 2010, 1:48 pm
I wouldn't care that the kids lost respect of HIV if my boring lifestyle would keep me safe... but that's a fatal illusion!
suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Deep. 5L's


THE BIG FINISH -


TAGS: salmon roe vs hip waders
Rating: 4.31/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2013, 1:20 pm
Geezus! Here’s an oldie that popped up on my screen. LOVE the pic/verbiage composition……and the taste of those humpies.


SECURITY - When one breaks into your home, Would you seriously go for the phone?


TAGS: broadview vs shot guns
Rating: 3.94/5

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rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 11:31 pm
Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:41 pm
If she'd broken into my home... no, I don't think so.
1enferno - December 21, 2009, 2:16 pm
hellz ya!
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:22 pm
Not in my house for sure. Please let me introduce you to Mr. 1911A1.


YES, YES, YES - You can leave your hat on




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: kids party vs adults party
Rating: 3.81/5

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GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:42 pm
pretty well sums it up!! 5 of those nice ballons
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 12:30 pm
Looks like a damn fine Birthday to me!


APATHY -


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?


IDOL - Switching Paula for Ellen? Simon's t-shirt must be cutting off the circulation to his brain.




PAULA ATHERTON - One word...Saxy! Admit it...you didn't notice the sax first


TAGS: jazz vs rock
Rating: 3.39/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:04 pm
You could easily convince me as to whether she had a saxophone or a sousaphone!
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:58 pm
Damnit, now I have tongue-prints on my monitor screen!!!!
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:07 pm
after further review the play stands as called...she's got the lungs to handle that sax
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:06 pm
Dammit...you caught me looking again


ROCK STARS -


TAGS: jazz vs rock
Rating: 3.23/5

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BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 1:11 pm
Yep...he is deathly afraid if they do get married it will screw their great relationship up
Joshy8632 - December 5, 2009, 1:08 pm
They Aren't Married... She only legally changed her name to match her kids and to use his credit card. Do you watch the show?


USA OR UK BABES? - Take your time. This will test you.


TAGS: pick out the usa vs uk babes
Rating: 3.11/5

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50cal - November 16, 2010, 8:43 pm
Def not UK babes.... been there and the party girls have messed up grills.....
Geoffro - November 16, 2010, 7:26 pm
Don't lie, most of you would stoink them if given the Chance. Im glad you didnt put Aussie chicks in this comparison, it wouldnt have been fair, they win by default.
Roadki11uk - January 6, 2010, 8:47 am
D is on the small side Kelly Brook 32F, Mrs Roadki11uk 34 G
Kamai - November 3, 2009, 2:48 pm
Then you've been looking in the wrong places. Fun fact: the UK has the highest % of D-cups in all of Europe :3 (and no, not 'cause the're all that fat :D)
Me - November 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
The only hot women in the UK are from other countries. I am glad I brought someone with me when I went there. The women in the UK are like the food in the UK. Nothing great, kind of disgusting, but it will get you by.
cds1980 - October 21, 2009, 5:40 am
In fairness, that bar is now shut down and was only ever visited by the complete dregs of humanity. Reminds me of the cantena in Star Wars.
leeeblinga - October 2, 2009, 9:48 am
Yeah I too have seen that video and it was Sweden and although I admit that American woman are probarly alot hotter, these are not your women! Plus the Uk pics seem to be all from some skanky Budzbar club that most of us wouldn't be seen dead in!
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 1:27 pm
Its the side boob shot bout half way down that always makes me drool. Course, my previous comment just says I look at stupid crap on the internet way too much.
Airman - July 28, 2009, 10:52 am
You could be right EdH.. when these things come across my screen I post them if they make me laugh.. could have been any two countries. I am sure there are lots of pretty women in the UK. I'm still mesmerized by the blonde in the last picture. damn
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 8:29 am
Errr, I'm certain I've seen the girls in this pic from a short video called, 'where are you going tonight' on sun news. Cept then it was UK vs Sweden
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:45 pm
Don't be dissin' my Buckeyes...They're Michigan Chicks
north star - July 27, 2009, 8:49 pm
The fat ones are from Columbus, Ohio aka "Buckeye Babes".
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:34 pm
fuckit. look at the pics. .uk .uk .uk
Derek - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm
That's pretty rough. Wait for the converse.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
can I just point out the obvious?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:04 pm
Love tests... 5


TROMBONE HERO -


TAGS: rock vs jazz assignment mardi gras ultimatum
Rating: 2.93/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
5 alarm gumbo lovin' lions


VICTORIA . . . - Her secret is that she has an angel in training.




DOES SIZE MATTER? -




MORRIS - And that cat was one of our FINEST military minds


TAGS: morris the cat red vs blue
Rating: 2.44/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
More RvB references! lol


DVD VS. BLU-RAY - Any Questions?


TAGS: dvd vs blu ray
Rating: 2.25/5

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BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 6:58 pm
I can see it now...Hey Walt, we're releasing a BlueRay of that last toon we did. So add some panty lines and send it out as a special addition Cartoonist Cut for $40 more..."
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
Truthfully, the first drawing she was in "Commando" mode...so that proves nothing
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's the story you're going with to explain 3-4 minutes staring at this, produce?
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 6:02 pm
Ah... it's the panties. I'm slow. I had to stare at this for about 3 or 4 minutes before I saw it.
Anonymous2 - February 20, 2010, 5:59 pm
I remember this from Crunchyroll's a.m.p. Did you get it from there or are you the one who originally posted it?


BLUE VS RED - Wait...what?


TAGS: halo red vs blue
Rating: 2.23/5


SQUIDS!! - squids. quietly awesome.




EPICNESS - Don't you DARE deny it. Or else i'll add YOU to the cue list.


TAGS: alien vs predator master chief
Rating: 1.8/5

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HalordVGamer - July 10, 2011, 5:15 pm
I vote Master Chief wins Reasons: he won against 12 ODSTs in a fist fight @ age 14 he kiled the entire covanant armada and he can live falling to earth from outerspace through the atmosphere
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:26 pm

how long before Reach is out dude?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:25 pm

you want epicness...short independant film...8 minutes. batman vs alien vs predator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w . enjoy.
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:45 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
oh...mah bad....LOL
Cubbybear - September 1, 2010, 10:43 pm
I deny it's epicness...so there! I'm on the Cue List baby! First!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
Is the other one like Iron Chef?
TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
I know what predator is...
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
i'm on the cue list. 1L
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:28 pm
I see nothing epic... I like how the artist got the laser glow... I can never get that right when I draw (even on Photoshop8). So, although one might see elements of epic in this, if I were under oath, I'd deny it's epicness. What do I win again?


SARGE - You just gave him a Boner


TAGS: red vs blue
Rating: 1.5/5


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